- 12 mini-reviews from BIFFF 2011 -

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011 by Vomitron -

  12 mini reviews from BIFFF 2011     BIFFF 2011 poster cr 84x120 thriller reviews sci fi reviews horror fantasy drama comedy action Director: The 29th Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival
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  12 mini reviews from BIFFF 2011     BIFFF 2011 minilogo thriller reviews sci fi reviews horror fantasy drama comedy action A brief BIFFF 2011 overview

Your devoted viewer attended 12 theatrical screenings during BIFFF 2011. A mixtures of genres and a variety of topics, with the occasional/obligatory vampires & zombies thrown in the mix. An overview starting with Andy Fetscher‘s second feature ‘Urban Explorer’ and ending with John Carpenter‘s newest ‘The Ward’. Find out & read all about the movies that lie in between, below…


Alabama’s Ghost

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant -

Alabamas Ghost   alabama 82x120 reviews horror Director: Fredric Hobbs
: Fredric Hobbs
Release year
: 1973

It makes sense, I swear, but where are the luchadores?

Alabama (Christopher Brooks) finds the magician gear formerly owned by Carter the Great (E. Kerrigan Prescott) in the basement of a nightclub and decides to become a magician. He seeks out Granny (Ken Grantham) to find out about Carter, then goes to Moxie (also Ken Grantham) to learn magic and becomes Alabama, King Of The Cosmos. He goes on tour and soon we get vampires, a Nazi mad scientist, and some voodoo, plus a script that looks like it was co-written by Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds….



Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant -

Blacula   blacula dvd1 84x120 reviews horror DirectorWilliam Crain
WriterRaymond KoenigJoan Torres
Release Year1972

He’s a baaaaad muther-biter.

African Prince Mamuwalde (William Marshall) and his bride Luva (Vonetta McGee) visit Count Dracula (Charles Macaulay) to ask him to help them end slavery. Dracula thinks the Prince’s idea a really funny one and offers to buy Luva instead. When Prince Mamuwalde objects to this, Dracula bites him and chains his wife to the wall to teach him a lesson. Many centuries later, the contents of Dracula’s castle are sold and ‘Blacula’ is transported to the U.S. in his coffin.

Because, naturally, no one would look inside a heavy coffin before shipping it overseas….



Thursday, June 30th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant -

Gayracula   gayracula cr 66x120 reviews horror Director: Roger Earl
: Laurei I. Lee & Dorothee Psaw
Release Year
: 1983

And people say Twilight is gay…

Count Gaylord (Tim Kramer) and his servant Boris (Rand Remington) head to Los Angeles after one of the Count’s converts, the Marquis de Suede (Steve Collins) appears there. There’s a hell of a lot more gay sex than plot, which makes it a lot harder … tougher to discuss this one than usual. Not because there’s anything wrong with gayness, but when a film is 93% scenes of sexual activity, there’s painfully little plot left….



Wednesday, March 11th, 2015 by Perfesser Deviant -

Lifeforce   lifeforce poster 1 81x120 sci fi reviews horror Director: Tobe Hooper
Writer: Dan O’Bannon & Don Jakoby based on a book by Colin Wilson
Release Year: 1985

Lifeforce   Offscreen 2015 mini logo sci fi reviews horror The tits that ravaged Old London Town.

Col. Tom Carlsen (Steve Railsback) and his crew take the ESA space shuttle Churchill out to visit Halley’s comet. In the coma of the comet they find an alien spacecraft that contains bat-creatures corpses and three naked human-like creatures under glass (Mathilda May & Christopher Jagger & Bill Malin). Naturally, the astronauts remove these humans and take them back to their ship, but this, as it develops, is an error….


Midnight Mass

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012 by Perfesser Deviant -

Midnight Mass   Midnight Mass poster 84x120 reviews horror Director: Tony Mandile
: Tony Mandile & F. Paul Wilson
Release Year
: 2003

I Am (a guy who worships a) Legend

In a world overwhelmed by legions of vampires, atheist Gwen Waters (Pamela Karp) seeks out the former priest of her town – Father Joe Cahill (Douglas Gibson) – for help. The two of them work their way back to the town across a newly post-apocalyptic landscape to deal with the local head vampire, Father Alberto Palmeri (Marvin W. Schwartz). Unusual to say the least….


Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant -

Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing   Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing poster 85x120 reviews horror comedy Director: Max Von Diesel
: Clancy Fitzsimmons, Bruce G. Hallenbeck & Max Von Diesel with story help from Helen Black, John Bacchus & Michael Beckerman
Release Year
: 2004

Drain them … wet?

Willamina Van Helsing (Erika Smith) is enlisted by her dead Uncle Abe Van Helsing (Bob MacKay) to slay Dracula’s daughter, Countess Dracula (Darian Caine). Since Willamina is completely unable to defeat the Countess, instead she allies with her in a move so diabolically intelligent and calculated that I’m certain she planned it in advance rather than it being the result of poor writers using it as a way to show a lot of women doing things to other women. After all, Seduction Cinema has standards….


The Last Man on Earth

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 by Sterf -

The Last Man on Earth   lastmanonearth 82x120 full length movies Director: Ubaldo Ragona & Sidney Salkow
Writer: Richard Matheson (novel “I Am Legend”) & William F. Leicester
Release Year: 1964

Alive among the lifeless… alone among the crawling creatures of evil that make the night hideous with their inhuman craving!

An adaptation of the novel I Am Legend about a man trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world, defending his home against hordes of zombie-vampires every night. There are many adaptations of this book and this is considered by many the best (the people with taste), which is not that surprising since it has Vincent Price instead of Will freakin’ Smith or Charlton cold dead hands Heston. And because the mood of the movie set by the desperation and loneliness of Morgan ofcourse. Also notice the similarities with Night of the Living Dead, released 4 years later.



Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 by Coventry -

Vampires   Vampires poster CR 81x120 reviews horror drama comedy Director: Vincent Lannoo
Frédérique Broos and Vincent Lannoo
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Man Bites Vampire!

Vampires   BIFFF 2010 minilogo1 reviews horror drama comedy A Belgian documentary crew is sent out to film the life of a vampire family. Previous filmcrews weren’t very lucky in getting their documentary made, as none of them returned. But this time they seem to have found an odd enough vampire family willing to fly with the idea of theirs lives being documented…


White Skin

Thursday, May 28th, 2015 by J. Luis Rivera -

White Skin   White Skin art dvd front 82x120 romance reviews horror drama Director: Daniel Roby
Writer: Joël Champetier (based on his novel) and Daniel Roby
Release Year: 2004
French Title: ‘La Peau Blanche’
AKA Title: ‘Cannibal’

White Skin   Mr Horror minilogo romance reviews horror drama Love can be a pretty dangerous thing

When literature student Thierry (Marc Paquet) meets music student Claire (Marianne Farley), they enter a relationship primarily based on physical attraction. While Thierry from his end falls in love with pale-skinned redhead Claire, she herself seems to be attracted to him for different reasons…