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Wednesday, May 11th, 2011 by Vomitron - 
Director: The 29th Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival
Writer: Vomitron
Publishing year: 2011
A brief BIFFF 2011 overview
Your devoted viewer attended 12 theatrical screenings during BIFFF 2011. A mixtures of genres and a variety of topics, with the occasional/obligatory vampires & zombies thrown in the mix. An overview starting with Andy Fetscher‘s second feature ‘Urban Explorer’ and ending with John Carpenter‘s newest ‘The Ward’. Find out & read all about the movies that lie in between, below…
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Tags: Animals, Cannibalism, Cult Film Festival, Ghosts, Holiday Horror, Mutants, Post-Apocalyptic, Psychological, Road-Movie, Survival, Vampires, Zombies
Posted in Action, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction, Thriller
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Fredric Hobbs
Writer: Fredric Hobbs
Release year: 1973
It makes sense, I swear, but where are the luchadores?
Alabama (Christopher Brooks) finds the magician gear formerly owned by Carter the Great (E. Kerrigan Prescott) in the basement of a nightclub and decides to become a magician. He seeks out Granny (Ken Grantham) to find out about Carter, then goes to Moxie (also Ken Grantham) to learn magic and becomes Alabama, King Of The Cosmos. He goes on tour and soon we get vampires, a Nazi mad scientist, and some voodoo, plus a script that looks like it was co-written by Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds….
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Tags: Magic, Vampires, Voodoo
Posted in Horror, Reviews
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: William Crain
Writer: Raymond Koenig & Joan Torres
Release Year: 1972
He’s a baaaaad muther-biter.
African Prince Mamuwalde (William Marshall) and his bride Luva (Vonetta McGee) visit Count Dracula (Charles Macaulay) to ask him to help them end slavery. Dracula thinks the Prince’s idea a really funny one and offers to buy Luva instead. When Prince Mamuwalde objects to this, Dracula bites him and chains his wife to the wall to teach him a lesson. Many centuries later, the contents of Dracula’s castle are sold and ‘Blacula’ is transported to the U.S. in his coffin.
Because, naturally, no one would look inside a heavy coffin before shipping it overseas….
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Tags: Blaxploitation, Vampires
Posted in Horror, Reviews
Thursday, June 30th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Roger Earl
Writers: Laurei I. Lee & Dorothee Psaw
Release Year: 1983
And people say Twilight is gay…
Count Gaylord (Tim Kramer) and his servant Boris (Rand Remington) head to Los Angeles after one of the Count’s converts, the Marquis de Suede (Steve Collins) appears there. There’s a hell of a lot more gay sex than plot, which makes it a lot harder … tougher to discuss this one than usual. Not because there’s anything wrong with gayness, but when a film is 93% scenes of sexual activity, there’s painfully little plot left….
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Tags: Gay, Porn, Vampires
Posted in Horror, Reviews
Saturday, April 18th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Tobe Hooper
Writer: Dan O’Bannon & Don Jakoby based on a book by Colin Wilson
Release Year: 1985
The tits that ravaged Old London Town.
Col. Tom Carlsen (Steve Railsback) and his crew take the ESA space shuttle Churchill out to visit Halley’s comet. In the coma of the comet they find an alien spacecraft that contains bat-creatures corpses and three naked human-like creatures under glass (Mathilda May & Christopher Jagger & Bill Malin). Naturally, the astronauts remove these humans and take them back to their ship, but this, as it develops, is an error….
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Tags: Aliens, Vampires
Posted in Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction
Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Max Von Diesel
Writers: Clancy Fitzsimmons, Bruce G. Hallenbeck & Max Von Diesel with story help from Helen Black, John Bacchus & Michael Beckerman
Release Year: 2004
Drain them … wet?
Willamina Van Helsing (Erika Smith) is enlisted by her dead Uncle Abe Van Helsing (Bob MacKay) to slay Dracula’s daughter, Countess Dracula (Darian Caine). Since Willamina is completely unable to defeat the Countess, instead she allies with her in a move so diabolically intelligent and calculated that I’m certain she planned it in advance rather than it being the result of poor writers using it as a way to show a lot of women doing things to other women. After all, Seduction Cinema has standards….
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Tags: Soft-Core, Vampires
Posted in Comedy, Horror, Reviews
Saturday, April 4th, 2009 by Sterf - 
Director: Ubaldo Ragona & Sidney Salkow
Writer: Richard Matheson (novel “I Am Legend”) & William F. Leicester
Release Year: 1964
Alive among the lifeless… alone among the crawling creatures of evil that make the night hideous with their inhuman craving!
An adaptation of the novel I Am Legend about a man trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world, defending his home against hordes of zombie-vampires every night. There are many adaptations of this book and this is considered by many the best (the people with taste), which is not that surprising since it has Vincent Price instead of Will freakin’ Smith or Charlton cold dead hands Heston. And because the mood of the movie set by the desperation and loneliness of Morgan ofcourse. Also notice the similarities with Night of the Living Dead, released 4 years later.
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Tags: Post-Apocalyptic, Public Domain, Vampires, Vincent Price
Posted in Full Length Movies
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 by Coventry - 
Director: Vincent Lannoo
Writer: Frédérique Broos and Vincent Lannoo
Release year: 2009
Man Bites Vampire!
A Belgian documentary crew is sent out to film the life of a vampire family. Previous filmcrews weren’t very lucky in getting their documentary made, as none of them returned. But this time they seem to have found an odd enough vampire family willing to fly with the idea of theirs lives being documented…
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Tags: Mockumentary, Parody, Vampires
Posted in Comedy, Drama, Horror, Reviews
