An American Carol

Friday, August 7th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant -

An American Carol   AmericanCarolposter 85x120 reviews fantasy comedy Director: David Zucker
Writers: David Zucker, Myrna Sokoloff & Lewis Friedman based on a book by Charles Dickens (who, for some reason, is uncredited)
Release Year: 2008

A classic novel, raped.

Liberal documentary filmmaker Michael Malone (Kevin P. Farley) is trying to end celebration of the 4th of July when the ghost of John F. Kennedy (Chriss Anglin) steps out of his television like Samara and tells him he will be visited by three spirits. The first, and only one who’s more than a cameo, is General George S. Patton (Kelsey Grammer), the second is George Washington (Jon Voight), and the third is Trace Adkins. Around this mangling of Dickens’ classic is wrought a story of terrorist Aziz (Robert Davi) hoping to use Malone to further his goals….

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Monday, February 15th, 2010 by Perfesser Deviant -

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes poster 2 84x120 sci fi reviews horror comedy Director: John De Bello
Writer
: John De Bello, C.J. Dillon, Steve Peace & Rick Rockwell
Release Year
: 1978

NOM NOM NOM!

Tomatoes have turned evil and are eating people. Jim Richardson (George Wilson) is charged to stop this menace and so brings in Mason Dixon (David Miller) and his team, led by Lt. Wilbur Finletter (Rock Peace), to do the deed. Cub reporter Lois Fairchild (Sharon Taylor) gets involved trying to warn the public about the horrors, but instead becomes a part of everything. If this sounds stupid, it is absolutely stupid, cheerfully and gleefully stupid, so stupid that it votes for the Silly Party candidate, and, as such, is a really fun farce….

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Discopathe

Wednesday, March 4th, 2015 by Coventry -

Discopathe   Discopathe poster 01 80x120 reviews horror Director: Renaud Gauthier
Writer:
Renaud Gauthier
Release Year:
2013

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Duane Lewis is a handsome twenty-something New Yorker, but he has one major problem. The sound of disco music causes him to turn into a maniacal killer. Unfortunately for him, disco is something nearly impossible to avoid in the year 1976.

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Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Saturday, February 6th, 2010 by Vomitron -

Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark   Elvira dvdCR 85x120 reviews horror comedy Director: James Signorelli
Writer:
Sam Egan, John Paragon and Cassandra Peterson
Release year:
1988

She’s hot, vulgar… and out for money!

Come to think of it… Given what this website is called, there’s simply no way we can go around Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, without at least giving her a wink (or a tip of the hat if we should happen to wear one). Almost 30 years ago, Cassandra Peterson started her acting career as Elvira. And ever since, she has been bringing a lot more terrific cards to the B-horror table than just her twin ace material. There, since I figured nobody would forgive me if I would not include at least one boob-joke in this review, I’m glad we got that out of the way. Now let’s get down to Elvira’s legacy of the macabre, more specifically this fine highlight, her first feature length film.

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For Your Height Only

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 by Severed Survival -

For Your Height Only   For Your Height Only DVD 84x120 reviews action Director: Eddie Nicart
Writer
: Cora Cabelles
Release Year
: 1981

Making a monkey out of the forces of evil

Dr. Kohler is kidnapped upon his arrival in the Philippines by an evil organization headed by the enigmatic Mr. Giant. It seems the good doctor invented a little something called an N-bomb and Mr. Giant wants to use it to hold the world hostage. Enter Agent 00 (Ernesto de la Cruz aka Weng Weng), a 2’9″ super spy who is sent to thwart the syndicate that is filled with loudly dressed, drug dealing, incompetent mooks. Agent 00 uses his skills of seduction and partners up with various women (some more than others) before working with Irma (Beth Sandoval), a female agent who has infiltrated the organization. The two join to mount an all out assault to foil Mr. Giant and his numbskull minions’ plan of world domination.

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Stag Night of the Dead

Thursday, January 21st, 2016 by Perfesser Deviant -

Stag Night of the Dead   stag night ot dead 2010 poster 83x120 reviews horror comedy Director: Neil Jones
Writer: Neil Jones
Release Year: 2010

Oh those lads.

Dean (Sebastian Street) is going to marry Elaine (Jemma Lewis) and so he and his friends Marky (Bruce Lawrence), TC (James G. Fain), Ronnie (Joe Rainbow), Sanjay (Rez Kempton) and future father-in-law Gordon (Doug Grant) go on a stag night. The plan includes a stripper named Candy (Sophie Lovell Anderson), followed by a game of Zomball – a game involving lightning guns and zombies – which, of course, goes wrong. What follows is a standard zombie film with attempts at jokes.

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Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 by Sterf -

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning   star wreck 87x120 full length movies Director: Timo Vuorensola
Writer: Rudi Airisto, Jarmo Puskala, Samuli Torssonen (creator)
Release Year: 2005

I normally dislike parodies and most indie movies, but this one is an exception to the rule.  Star Wreck is a no-budget movie featuring effects that can rival Hollywood blockbusters and certainly beats them in terms of wit, story, humour and, well, everything else. Except maybe the acting from some of the less important characters but that’s to be expected when they’re mostly friends  and relatives.

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Vampires

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 by Coventry -

Vampires   Vampires poster CR 81x120 reviews horror drama comedy Director: Vincent Lannoo
Writer:
Frédérique Broos and Vincent Lannoo
Release year:
2009

Man Bites Vampire!

Vampires   BIFFF 2010 minilogo1 reviews horror drama comedy A Belgian documentary crew is sent out to film the life of a vampire family. Previous filmcrews weren’t very lucky in getting their documentary made, as none of them returned. But this time they seem to have found an odd enough vampire family willing to fly with the idea of theirs lives being documented…

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