Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

Monday, February 15th, 2010 by Perfesser Deviant -

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes poster 2 84x120 sci fi reviews horror comedy Director: John De Bello
Writer
: John De Bello, C.J. Dillon, Steve Peace & Rick Rockwell
Release Year
: 1978

NOM NOM NOM!

Tomatoes have turned evil and are eating people. Jim Richardson (George Wilson) is charged to stop this menace and so brings in Mason Dixon (David Miller) and his team, led by Lt. Wilbur Finletter (Rock Peace), to do the deed. Cub reporter Lois Fairchild (Sharon Taylor) gets involved trying to warn the public about the horrors, but instead becomes a part of everything. If this sounds stupid, it is absolutely stupid, cheerfully and gleefully stupid, so stupid that it votes for the Silly Party candidate, and, as such, is a really fun farce….

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Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

Sunday, March 15th, 2015 by Perfesser Deviant -

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)   Invasion of the Body Snatchers poster 83x120 sci fi reviews horror Director: Philip Kaufman
Writer
: W.D. Richter based on a book by Jack Finney
Release Year
: 1978

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)   Offscreen 2015 mini logo sci fi reviews horror A conservative’s dry dream: San Francisco tamed!

The film opens with what looks like ephemeral intestines floating through the void of space looking to spread their mischief on the innocent population of some unsuspecting planet. Luckily they come to Earth where no one is innocent; they end up in San Francisco, California, where people are less innocent still. When the intergalactic spooge settles upon the town of San Francisco it forms nasty little buds with awful red flowers on them….

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Miami Golem

Saturday, February 27th, 2010 by Vomitron -

Miami Golem   Miami Golem vhs art 73x120 sci fi reviews horror action Director: Alberto De Martino (as Herbert Martin)
Writer:
Gianfranco Clerici, Vincenzo Mannino and Alberto De Martino
Release year:
1985

Quite an amazing piece of utter nonsense

Reporter Graig Milford (David Warbeck) has seen it all… Vietnam war crimes, cannibal tribes, political shenanigans and what not else. It’s all fine by him and nowadays he’s comfortable working for television in Miami. After interviewing Dr. Schweiker ‘The Nazi’ (Sergio Rossi) about a scientific breakthrough, involving the solution to a puzzling enigma of genetic engeneering, he gets permission to hang around the lab to shoot some additional footage of the newly bred organism. Milford doesn’t mind, so hanging around the lab is what he does. But an accidental electrocution causes the tiny organism – which looks like strawberry-flavored jelly pudding sprinkled with bits of puke – to die… briefly, as it comes back to life seconds later. But then, suddenly, the room is filled with ghostly imagery and eerie moaning sounds. What the hell? Luckily, Milford still had his camera rolling…

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The Furfangs

Friday, February 26th, 2010 by Vomitron -

The Furfangs   The Furfangs poster 84x120 sci fi reviews horror comedy Director: Andrea Ricca
Writer:
Andrea Ricca
Release year:
2010

Invasion of the Munchies

Ever had your home invaded by a bunch of obnoxious space critters while all you wanted to do is relax, lay back and dream about the wedding ring you’re going to give to your girflriend…? Didn’t think so.

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