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Thursday, May 26th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Stephen Furst
Writers: Wil McCarthy & Chase Parker
Release Year: 2006
Stoned snake.
Archeologist Dr. Harry McColl (Jeremy London) and his team Rudy (Griff Furst) and Sierra (Sarah Skeeters) dig up a rockfall and find a bunch of statues – including a basilisk statue – as well as a golden rod with a jewel on top. Back in the states, Harry meets new faculty Rachel Donegal (Wendy Carter) right before he attends the opening of the exhibit of the dig finds. The opening is emceed by Professor Carlton (Stephen Furst) and attended by benefactors Brock (Doug Dearth) and Hannah (Yancy Butler), but is not particularly successful when the basilisk suddenly returns to life and attacks.
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Tags: Creature Feature
Posted in Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction
Monday, March 30th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Kevin O’Neill
Writer: Dan Acre, Frances Doel & John Huckert
Release Year: 2004
Jurassic Crock!
A monster escapes from a biology lab and it’s up to a b-movie cast to stop it. The monster – and I hope you’ll forgive my horrible spoilers here – is part dinosaur and part crocodile. Yeah….
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Tags: Creature Feature, Crocodile
Posted in Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction
Saturday, September 20th, 2008 by Vomitron and Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Steven R. Monroe
Writer: Richard Christian Matheson, Thomas E. Szollosi, and Stephen J. Cannell
Release Year: 2005
Review by Vomitron & Perfesser Deviant
Yet another reason to avoid ancient Indian burial grounds.
Danielle (Cerina Vincent), a young woman wracked with guilt, takes a job as a forest (power) ranger deep in the mountains. Unfortunately, there is something really mean out there which takes a strong dislike to her….
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Tags: Creature Feature, Indian Mysticism
Posted in Horror, Reviews
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Brett Leonard
Writer: Hans Rodionoff based on a character by Steve Gerber
Release Year: 2005
Keep your man-thing to yourself please, there are ladies present.
Oil tycoon Frederic Schist (Jack Thompson) has opened an oil platform in some sacred Indian swamp and people have begun disappearing, including the sheriff. The new sheriff, Kyle Williams (Matthew Le Nevez) and school teacher / environmental protester Teri Elizabeth Richards (Rachael Taylor) try to stop it, despite all the victims being standard-issue rednecks. Killing rednecks is a public service, and I resent anyone trying to slow or halt this necessary work….
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Tags: Comic Book, Creature Feature, Indian Mysticism, Swamps
Posted in Horror, Reviews
Sunday, May 17th, 2009 by Vomitron - 
Director: Adam Fields
Writers: Adam Fields, Jordan Fields and Scott Fields
Releas year: 2008
About yellow snow and a pink alien
A group of filmmakers set out to some remote cabins in the mountains to shoot an adult movie. Their shooting schedule will soon be seriously disrupted when they find themselves under attack by an alien entity, in the form of… Ron Jeremy‘s detached penis.
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Tags: Aliens, Creature Feature
Posted in Comedy, Horror, Reviews
Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Phil Tucker
Writer: Wyott Ordung
Release Year: 1953
At what point on the graph do ‘must’ and ‘cannot’ meet?
Little Johnny (Gregory Moffett) and his ‘family’ have to battle with one of the least convincing alien invaders of all time … the ROBOT MONSTER! The ROBOT MONSTER! invades the Earth and destroys almost all life with his CALCINATOR DEATH RAY! – which uses stock footage of fighting dinosaurs from One Million B.C. among others – leaving only Johnny and his family as well as some off-camera people who die later in another stock footage extravaganza. This collection of people are humanity’s last hope to avoid extinction, but really if that’s the best Earth has to look forward to they might as well just up and die…..
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Tags: Aliens, Cheezy Drive-In, Creature Feature, Post-Apocalyptic
Posted in Fantasy, Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction
Monday, May 19th, 2008 by Vomitron - 
Director, writer: Genie Joseph, Thomas Doran
Release year: 1987
Oh, how I love the 80’s… Well, at least when it comes to cheesy horror movies. And SPOOKIES, although mildly atmospheric and effectively creepy at some moments, is a prime example of how crazy an 80’s horror movie could get.
(Spoilers!)
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Tags: Creature Feature, Demons, Possession, Supernatural, Transformation, Zombies
Posted in Shock Endings
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant - 
Director: Wes Craven
Writer: Wes Craven based on a comic book by Len Wein & Bernie Wrightson
Release Year: 1982
It’s a thing, from the swamp…
Government chick Alice Cable (Adrienne Barbeau) is assigned to protect research scientist Dr. Alec Holland (Ray Wise) and his sister Dr. Linda Holland (Nannette Brown) and their plant research from the evil Dr. Anton Arcane (Louis Jourdan). Dr. Arcane – what a stupid name – want this research because … I guess … he’s evil, and evil guys need plant research. When Ferret (David Hess) and his mercenaries screw up the snatch of the research, Dr. Alec Holland gets turned into a monstrous thing of the swamp called SWAMP THING!!!!
Yeah.
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Tags: Comic Book, Creature Feature, Superhero, Swamps
Posted in Action, Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction
Monday, March 9th, 2009 by Coventry and Vomitron - 
Director: William Castle
Writer: Robb White
Release year: 1959
Sream until you like it.
Why is it that shivers run down our spine when we are scared? Following Dr. Warren Chapin’s amazing discovery, fear is a living and breathing thing that grows as tension rises… and is called: The Tingler.
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Tags: Creature Feature, Gimmick
Posted in Horror, Reviews
Friday, May 23rd, 2008 by Vomitron - 
Director: Roger Corman
Writer: Leo Gordon
Release year: 1959
Can you sting me, baby?
When a professor develops a rejuvenating serum derived from a queen wasp, a cosmetic magnate beginning to feel her age decides to put herself to the test… with disastrous consequences.
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Tags: Creature Feature, Insects
Posted in Horror, Reviews
Director: Stephen Furst
