Jailbait Babysitter

June 17th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant

Jailbait Babysitter   Jailbait Babysitter poster 80x120 reviews drama Director: John Hayes
Writer
: John Hayes
Release Year
: 1977

With a title like that, it must be good!

Vicki (Therese Pare), the titular jail-bait babysitter, gets sick of her pawing boyfriend Robert (Roscoe Born) and runs away to live with call girl Lorraine (Lydia Wagner). What follows is the boring journey of a young woman finding out that having sex for money is preferable to having sex with a man she loves. Wait, what?

John Goodman appears in a small part at the end.

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(Spoilers follow…)

Vicki doesn’t make a damned bit of sense. I know that saying that a teenage girl doesn’t make sense seems redundant, but this girl is way out. She – the character, not he actress – seems to have been drugged throughout a lot of the film as she does incredibly stupid things and generally exhibits flat affect. There’s an old joke that the difference between a bitch and a slut is a slut will have sex with everyone while a bitch has sex with everyone except you. That makes Vicki a bitch since she’s felt up by one of the dirty hippies – which she doesn’t seem to like – and has sex with a crusty old man because she’s an apprentice prostitute, but she refuses to have sex with her nice boyfriend who spends all his time trying to buy a shaggin’ wagon as a suitable place to take her cherry.

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No wimps here, only KISS fans.

When I was in high school I had a ’79 Volkswagen Bus. It was bright pumpkin orange, slow as hell, and had curtains and a mattress in the back. In the year that I had that thing, I had more sex in a vehicle than I’ve had in all the transportation I’ve owned since, combined. I should buy a bigger car as my Civic isn’t the best vehicle for relations, though it is a stick-shift….

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Your clothes smell really pretty.

The plot of this one is all over the place. Young Vicki gets a babysitting gig, has a bunch of dirty hippies over, they mess with her, she runs away to a hooker, the hooker sets her up with a client, the client has a heart attack, she goes back to her boyfriend, then the dirty hippies set up to be on the receiving end of a gang-rape. What the hell? Now if this is a normal life-path for young women, I’m really out of the loop. Or else girls in the 1970s were unusually loopy. So what we really have here is a lame drama with a lurid title about a stupid girl who’s less interesting than stuff I’ve coughed up.

There’s a tiny bit of nudity, but not enough to make it worth slogging through this.

 

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One minute excerpt on YouTube.

 

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