Wednesday, June 1st, 2011 by Vomitron
Director: George Pavlou
Writer: Elliott Stein
Release year: 1993
Charles Band is not the only one who can play with dolls.
Struggling writer Ed Reid (Marc Price) has a crazy scientist and a horny landlady for neighbours. The landlady, he can handle. But Lionel (Wayne McNamara), the scientist, is out of his league. The guy is creating an army of small demonoid critters in the apartment upstairs. There goes the neighbourhood…
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Category: Comedy, Horror, Reviews Tags: Demons
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: Stewart Raffill
Writer: Ken Solarz
Release Year: 2007
Salty doom
Bridge Largemeat … I mean … Jack McQuade (Peter Tuinstra), runs an animal park in Thailand which is much coveted by designated bad guy industrialist Andy Konsong Jr. (Tawon Saetang). When someone gets eaten by a crocodile the same day a crocodile escapes from the park that Jack built, he teams up with croc expert Croc Hawkins (Michael Madsen) to find the real crocodile because his tame crocs are too nice to eat people. Unfortunately, the giant croc they have to face is a CGI model, so it’s going to be tough….
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Category: Action, Horror, Reviews Tags: Crocodile
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: Don Chaffey
Writers: Malcolm Marmorstein based on a story by Seton I. Miller & S.S. Field
Release Year: 1977
A dragon terrorizes a seaside town.
Pete (Sean Marshall) is an orphan who has been bought by the Gogans – an evil family of hillbillies – who are ruled by the more evil mother Lena (Shelley Winters). Since he finds redneckery less than appealing, he runs away with a monstrous dragon named ‘Elliott’ (voiced by Charlie Callas). He’s taken in by a kind lighthouse keeper Nora (Helen Reddy) and her drunken father Lampie (Mickey Rooney) and finds that the town is not really as tolerant of his lifestyle as it seems at first….
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Category: Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Reviews Tags: Disney, Dragon, Musical
Thursday, May 26th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: Bernard Rose
Writers: Matthew Jacobs based on a novel by Catherine Storr
Release Year: 1988
We are such stuff as dreams are made on.
Young Anna Madden (Charlotte Burke) pisses off her teacher (Jane Bertish) and goes home sick. In her delirium, she begins drawing a picture of a house that works its way into her dreams. As her illness gets worse and worse, her mother (Glenne Headly) worries a great deal, but more worrying for the audience are her dreams of a boy Marc (Elliott Spiers). These dreams turn out to have some substance as Anna’s doctor – Dr. Sarah Nicols (Gemma Jones) – also has a patient named ‘Marc’ who’s getting worse….
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Category: Fantasy, Horror, Reviews Tags: Psychological
Thursday, May 26th, 2011 by Vomitron
Director: Allan Holzman
Writer: Tim Curnen, Jim Wynorski and R.J. Robertson
Release year: 1982
A world full of pleasures. The guilty kind.
The members of an isolated research facility on a distant planet in a galaxy far, far away have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble. A genetic experiment did not go according plan. These things rarely do go down as planned and scientists will never learn not to meddle with things they shouldn’t be meddling with. Now some alien hybrid-thing is lose and it’s growing. Not only in size, but also with appetite. A federation marshal is sent in to prevent the scientist from becoming late night monster snacks.
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Category: Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction Tags: Aliens, Mutants, Outer Space