Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant 
Director: Fredric Hobbs
Writer: Fredric Hobbs
Release year: 1973
It makes sense, I swear, but where are the luchadores?
Alabama (Christopher Brooks) finds the magician gear formerly owned by Carter the Great (E. Kerrigan Prescott) in the basement of a nightclub and decides to become a magician. He seeks out Granny (Ken Grantham) to find out about Carter, then goes to Moxie (also Ken Grantham) to learn magic and becomes Alabama, King Of The Cosmos. He goes on tour and soon we get vampires, a Nazi mad scientist, and some voodoo, plus a script that looks like it was co-written by Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds….
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Category: Horror, Reviews Tags: Magic, Vampires, Voodoo
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011 by Vomitron and Perfesser Deviant 
Director: Jim Wynorski
Writer: Neil Ruttenberg, R.J. Robertson and Jim Wynorski
Release year: 1987
Duel of the Boobies
Princess Evie (Monique Gabrielle) meets Deathstalker (John Terlesky) when she’s being abused by the king’s guards. She gets him to help her on a quest to wrest control of her kingdom back from Jarek the Sorcerer (John Lazar) and his clone of Evie (also Monique Gabrielle). They have some comedic adventures, etc.
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Category: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Reviews Tags: Barbarians, Swords & Sorcery, Zombies
Saturday, June 18th, 2011 by Vomitron 
Director: James Sbardellati
Writer: Howard R. Cohen
Release year: 1983
One boobie, two boobies, four boobies, six boobies, eight…
The fearless warrior Deathstalker (Richard Hill), defender of all women who expose their breasts, sets off on a quest to obtain three ancient relics with magical powers. The evil magician Munkar (Bernard Erhard) pretty much wants the same, only he cares a bit less about topless women and more about, well, uhm, doing evil things. Naturally, there’s also a princess held captive which the mighty Deathstalker has to save.
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Category: Fantasy, Horror, Reviews Tags: Barbarians, Swords & Sorcery
Friday, June 17th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant 
Director: John Hayes
Writer: John Hayes
Release Year: 1977
With a title like that, it must be good!
Vicki (Therese Pare), the titular jail-bait babysitter, gets sick of her pawing boyfriend Robert (Roscoe Born) and runs away to live with call girl Lorraine (Lydia Wagner). What follows is the boring journey of a young woman finding out that having sex for money is preferable to having sex with a man she loves. Wait, what?
John Goodman appears in a small part at the end.
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Category: Drama, Reviews Tags: Lesbian
Friday, June 17th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant 
Directors: Àlex Pastor & David Pastor
Writers: Àlex Pastor & David Pastor
Release Year: 2009
Plague? Rats.
Danny Green (Lou Taylor Pucci) his brother Brian (Chris Pine) and two women – Bobby (Piper Perabo) and Kate (Emily VanCamp) – are heading on a road trip to the beach when they run across Frank Holloway (Christopher Meloni) and his sick daughter, Jodie (Kiernan Shipka) in a SUV that’s out of gas. Normally, this would be a minor inconvenience, but the whole USA – possibly the world – is dealing with an always-fatal pandemic, and she’s infected. In case you couldn’t guess from the title – and the fact that Christopher Meloni only seems to be cast in tragic media – things don’t end so well….
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Category: Horror, Reviews Tags: Road-Movie
Director: Fredric Hobbs
