Thursday, June 23rd, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant 
Director: Mark Young
Writer: Mark Young
Release Year: 2007
Red Rover, Red Rover, You Got Blood All Over….
So, peak oil has peaked and mankind was unable to figure out what to do about it so the world went all West Virginia on us. Darwin (Robert Carradine) leads a group that doesn’t understand that survival of the fittest means, that they actually all need to work hard. The group – who dwell in a hospital – admit a new member, Neon (Rachel Miner). A current member – Viper (Michael Kelly) – leaves while pretty Dakota (Nicole DuPort) and Nova the “retard” (Emily Catherine Young) remain with the rest. Then, as is often the case with post-apocalyptic worlds, the lowlifes show up and bring their sharp things that they use for cutting and culling and even flensing.
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Category: Action, Horror, Reviews, Science Fiction Tags: Post-Apocalyptic
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant 
Director: Fredric Hobbs
Writer: Fredric Hobbs
Release year: 1973
It makes sense, I swear, but where are the luchadores?
Alabama (Christopher Brooks) finds the magician gear formerly owned by Carter the Great (E. Kerrigan Prescott) in the basement of a nightclub and decides to become a magician. He seeks out Granny (Ken Grantham) to find out about Carter, then goes to Moxie (also Ken Grantham) to learn magic and becomes Alabama, King Of The Cosmos. He goes on tour and soon we get vampires, a Nazi mad scientist, and some voodoo, plus a script that looks like it was co-written by Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds….
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Category: Horror, Reviews Tags: Magic, Vampires, Voodoo
Tuesday, June 21st, 2011 by Vomitron and Perfesser Deviant 
Director: Jim Wynorski
Writer: Neil Ruttenberg, R.J. Robertson and Jim Wynorski
Release year: 1987
Duel of the Boobies
Princess Evie (Monique Gabrielle) meets Deathstalker (John Terlesky) when she’s being abused by the king’s guards. She gets him to help her on a quest to wrest control of her kingdom back from Jarek the Sorcerer (John Lazar) and his clone of Evie (also Monique Gabrielle). They have some comedic adventures, etc.
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Category: Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Reviews Tags: Barbarians, Swords & Sorcery, Zombies
Saturday, June 18th, 2011 by Vomitron 
Director: James Sbardellati
Writer: Howard R. Cohen
Release year: 1983
One boobie, two boobies, four boobies, six boobies, eight…
The fearless warrior Deathstalker (Richard Hill), defender of all women who expose their breasts, sets off on a quest to obtain three ancient relics with magical powers. The evil magician Munkar (Bernard Erhard) pretty much wants the same, only he cares a bit less about topless women and more about, well, uhm, doing evil things. Naturally, there’s also a princess held captive which the mighty Deathstalker has to save.
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Category: Fantasy, Horror, Reviews Tags: Barbarians, Swords & Sorcery
Friday, June 17th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant 
Director: John Hayes
Writer: John Hayes
Release Year: 1977
With a title like that, it must be good!
Vicki (Therese Pare), the titular jail-bait babysitter, gets sick of her pawing boyfriend Robert (Roscoe Born) and runs away to live with call girl Lorraine (Lydia Wagner). What follows is the boring journey of a young woman finding out that having sex for money is preferable to having sex with a man she loves. Wait, what?
John Goodman appears in a small part at the end.
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Category: Drama, Reviews Tags: Lesbian
Director: Mark Young
