Though I enjoyed your humorous write-up on this one – as always – I can't help spotting some inconsistencies in your rating habits… I just watched "Dinocroc" myself… Technically speaking, I found "Dinocroc", as a movie, a better accomplishment than the more ludicrous "Blood Surf aka Krokodylus" (1.5/5 stars). Maybe less fun, but for that I appreciated "Dinocroc" (1/5 stars?) a bit more.

So it makes me curious about how you'd slap the recent "Croc" (haha, Michael Madsen is in this one) with a rating. Both in title – obviously – and content, "Croc" undoubtedly is the inferior movie.

Ratings are overrated, I know, but what the hell…

On a sidenote – since I get the impression you loved to be annoyed by certain movies – I recently saw both Joanna Pacula and Charles Napier (together, even) in a movie about three times more annoying than "Dinocroc". It's called "Eyes of the Beholder" (1992). Try to check it out; it should be well worth your time

But "Dinocroc"…? It kicks babies' buttocks (Don't want to overstate things here )