Thursday, May 26th, 2011 by Vomitron 
Director: Allan Holzman
Writer: Tim Curnen, Jim Wynorski and R.J. Robertson
Release year: 1982
A world full of pleasures. The guilty kind.
The members of an isolated research facility on a distant planet in a galaxy far, far away have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble. A genetic experiment did not go according plan. These things rarely do go down as planned and scientists will never learn not to meddle with things they shouldn’t be meddling with. Now some alien hybrid-thing is lose and it’s growing. Not only in size, but also with appetite. A federation marshal is sent in to prevent the scientist from becoming late night monster snacks.
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Sunday, February 7th, 2010 by Perfesser Deviant 
Director: Philip Kaufman
Writer: W.D. Richter based on a book by Jack Finney
Release Year: 1978
A conservative’s dry dream: San Francisco tamed!
The film opens with what looks like ephemeral intestines floating through the void of space looking to spread their mischief on the innocent population of some unsuspecting planet. Luckily they come to Earth where no one is innocent; they end up in San Francisco, California, where people are less innocent still. When the intergalactic spooge settles upon the town of San Francisco it forms nasty little buds with awful red flowers on them….
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Monday, October 12th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant 
Director: Wes Craven
Writer: Richard Rothstein
Release Year: 1984
Satan whines.
Matt Winslow (Robert Urich), his wife Pat (Joanna Cassidy) and their kids Robbie (Barret Oliver) and Chrissy (Soleil Moon Frye) move to a new community for Matt’s new job. Local powerbroker Jessica Jones (Susan Lucci) takes an interest in the newcomers and Matt begins to believe that something’s not quite in this town, something evil. Probably has something to do with the big country club where suited men in trucksters run down women and then melt into Spiting Image puppets. Maybe something to do with that…
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Friday, August 5th, 2011 by Vomitron 
Director: William Beaudine
Writer: Carl K. Hittleman
Release Year: 1966
They should have never met.
When outlaw Jesse James (John Lupton) and his friend Hank Tracy (Cal Bolder) get ambushed during a robbery, they barely manage to escape. With the authorities on their trail and Hank severely wounded, they seek shelter at an old monastery which just happens to be inhabited by Mary Frankenstein (Narda Onyx), the granddaughter of the legendary European mad scientist.
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Thursday, August 5th, 2010 by Perfesser Deviant 
Director: Gordon Hessler
Writer: Jan Michael Sherman & Don Buday
Release Year: 1978
ROAR!
The band KISS (Peter Criss, Ace Frehley, Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley) is going to be performing at an amusement park, but the evil park engineer Abner Devereaux (Anthony Zerbe) doesn’t want that. You see, he’s intent on replacing humanity with his totally loyal androids….
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Director: Allan Holzman
