Reviews

And God Said To Cain

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010 by Coventry

And God Said To Cain   Satan der RacheCR 85x119 western reviews horror Director: Antonio Margheriti
Writer:
Giovanni Addessi and Antonio Margheriti
Release year:
1970
Italian title:
E Dio Disse A Caino

And God Said To Cain   Offscreen 2010 mini logo western reviews horror Hurricane Kinski comes to town…

Gary Hamilton (Klaus Kinski) is pardonned after ten years of prison labor in the desert. The first thing he has on his mind, is getting a shotgun and a horse. It soon becomes clear that the man has his own reasons for making this a priority…

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Angel Above The Devil Below

Sunday, September 16th, 2012 by Perfesser Deviant

Angel Above The Devil Below   Angel Above The Devil Below poster 66x120 reviews horror comedy Director: Dominic Bolla
Writer
: Jon Cutaia
Release Year
: 1974

Ignore the devil behind the meat curtain!

Randy Maldemar (Linda York) is reading a forbidden book of forbidden evil in her forbidden bed while her mother, Turgid (Starlyn Simone) is ‘paying’ George the handyman (Robert Bedford). The Devil – voiced by Lamar Gilbert – comes to Randy’s call and hides himself in her tunnel of love. For the rest of the movie, which plays like a rude parody of The Exorcist, the Devil shouts obscene requests and insults out of Randy’s nether mouth in an attempt to get some attention….

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Antropophagus

Monday, August 24th, 2009 by Vomitron

Antropophagus   Antropophagus dvdCR 84x120 reviews horror Director: Joe D’Amato
Writer: Joe D’Amato and George Eastman
Release year: 1980
Aka title: Man-Eater, The Grim Reaper

The Grim EastMan-Eater

Six tourists find themselves stranded on a seemingly uninhabited Greek Island. While they try to figure out what to do next, someone is watching them. Someone, some being, with a craving for human flesh… and the will to kill, kill, KILL!!!

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Apocalypse and the Beauty Queen

Monday, June 29th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant

Apocalypse and the Beauty Queen   apocbeaut poster 83x120 sci fi reviews horror Director: Thomas Smugala
Writer: James Dean Schulte & Thomas Smugala
Release Year: 2005

When the going gets tough the tough get a beauty queen.

Society goes down the tubes and only former beauty queen Amber Bathory (Beverly Hynds) has the sheer force of will needed to keep things going in her small, frigid community. She makes great efforts to make a show of helping out the less fortunate, many of whom follow her because she’s attractive, but really, she’s a monster. You see, like her namesake Elizabeth Báthory, Amber has a nasty habit of bathing in the blood of her serving girls to keep her youth. Things start to go wrong when her servants, sick of her increasing delusional megalomania decide that it might be time to retire her….

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April Fool’s Day (2008)

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant

April Fools Day (2008)   aprilfools cover 82x120 reviews horror Director: Mitchell Altieri & Phil Flores
Writer: Mikey Wigart, Danilo Bach, Mitchell Altieri & Phil Flores
Release Year: 2008

You know, that’s just not funny.

Rich bitch Desiree Cartier (Taylor Cole) and her butthead brother Blaine (Josh Henderson) plan a prank to ruin the reputation of fellow rich bitch Milan Hastings (Sabrina Aldridge) at a débutante coming out party they throw for Torrance Caldwell (Scout Taylor-Compton). Milan dies after stumbling off a balcony when she has a bad reaction to the roofies they used to romance her. A year later, they find out that someone knows what they did last April fool’s day….

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