Director: Wes Craven
Writer: Wes Craven
Release Year: 1989
Shocking it is not.
High school football player Jonathan Parker (Peter Berg) has a dream in which a serial killer, Horace Pinker (Mitch Pileggi), kills his foster family. He rushes to the scene only to have his foster father Lt. Don Parker (Michael Murphy) tell him that his dream was true. Pinker is arrested and executed, but, like Freddy Krueger – who Pinker is nothing like, I swear – that only makes him madder and more powerful….
Director: Greg Huson
Writers: Craig Donald Carlson & Greg Huson
Release Year: 2003
Icy kills.
Cole Davidson (Scott Weinger) is dating rich bitch Kimberly Van Arx (Lindsey McKeon) who tells him that she’ll finally put out if he takes her on a skiing trip. She doesn’t tell him that she’s invited her cousin Pike (Juleah Weikel), amateur filmmaker Skyler (Billy O’Sullivan), bitchy friend (Holly Towne), and pothead Kirk (Peter Riggs) along on his dime as a crew of cock-blockers. It turns out that her dishonesty goes further still as the resort she’s taking them to was shut down after a tragic accident claimed the life of a little girl when she was hit by some drunken jerkoff snowboarders, much like most of the cast….
Director: Edward Anderson
Writer: Edward Anderson
Release year: 2008
It’s much safer to hitchike these days
Jules and Mel just arrived at the airport after having spent a holiday abroad. It’s late at night and they’re in need of a ride home. Unfortunately, the two girls pick out the one shuttle bus they shouldn’t have, as their friendly driver will take them on a trip leading them anywhere but home…
Director: Ivan Nagy
Writer: Paul Hart-Wilden
Release Year: 1993
It’s All Fun and Games Until Ted Raimi Loses His Mind. . .and His Shirt
Dennis Skinner (Ted Raimi) is your average, everyday young man, but with a dark secret life. When he rents a room from a lonely housewife (Ricki Lake), he finds a trusting soul with whom he can feel safe. But a prostitute (Traci Lords) who knows Skinner’s secret is dead set on ending his path of destruction.
Director: Lucifer Valentine
Writer: Lucifer Valentine
Release Year: 2006
What hath MTV wrought?
People have sex, throw up, and get killed. Yeah, that’s it really.
