Reviews

Sasqua

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010 by Humanoid Of Flesh

Sasqua   Sasqua poster art red 68x120 horrorDirector: Channon Scot
Writer:
Channon Scot
Release year:
1975

After 35 years of obscurity…

A bunch of hippies move into an abandoned farmhouse out in the woods in rural New England. Deputy Richard (Dick Bryan) is always hassling them and of course when the bloody Bigfoot murders start, the hippies are blamed.

(more…)

Satan’s Little Helper

Friday, September 4th, 2009 by Coventry

Satans Little Helper   Satan front 83x120 comedyDirector: Jeff Lieberman
Writer: Jeff Lieberman
Release year: 2004

Jeff Lieberman is still The Man!

Satans Little Helper   Mr Horror minilogo comedyOn Halloween, the 9-year-old Douglas encounters a mysterious man dressed in black. He mistakes him for Satan, the hero from his favorite computergame. Promptly douglas offers his services as an assistant. Satan doesn’t mind a little help, as he’s currently going on a murder spree throughout the small town…

(more…)

Scalps

Friday, July 8th, 2011 by Vomitron

Scalps   scalps dvd cover 82x120 horrorDirector: Fred Olen Ray
Writer:
Fred Olen Ray and T.L. Lankford
Release year:
1983

Watching a Fred Olen Ray film is like popping happy pills: They’re not exactly healthy for your brain, but they make you laugh anyway.

Indians. They’re best left alone. They have peaceful ways, but if you hassle them, you’re in for some real trouble. History has taught us that. Even from beyond the grave they can come back for revenge. And taking up residence in the eternal spirit world, gives them great powers. Movies have taught us that. And Fred Olen Ray made one about it.

(more…)

Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant

Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing   Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing poster 85x120 comedyDirector: Max Von Diesel
Writers
: Clancy Fitzsimmons, Bruce G. Hallenbeck & Max Von Diesel with story help from Helen Black, John Bacchus & Michael Beckerman
Release Year
: 2004

Drain them … wet?

Willamina Van Helsing (Erika Smith) is enlisted by her dead Uncle Abe Van Helsing (Bob MacKay) to slay Dracula’s daughter, Countess Dracula (Darian Caine). Since Willamina is completely unable to defeat the Countess, instead she allies with her in a move so diabolically intelligent and calculated that I’m certain she planned it in advance rather than it being the result of poor writers using it as a way to show a lot of women doing things to other women. After all, Seduction Cinema has standards….

(more…)

Sexykiller

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 by Coventry

Sexykiller   sexy killer yellow poster 85x120 comedyDirector: Miguel Martí
Writer: Paco Cabezas
Release year: 2008
Spanish title: Sexykiller, Morirás Por Ella

“That girl is pretty kinky. The girl’s a super freak!”

Sexykiller   bifff2009 minilogo comedyBárbara is a medical student, a hopeless fashion victim and a relentless psycho-killer. When she mistakingly takes her fellow-student Tomás for a serial killer, it’s love at first sight. Unfortunately, Tomás has invented a drug-fueled device able to project the last image imprinted on a dead man’s retina. With dead bodies piling up on the campus, this will put Bárbara in a very tight spot…

(more…)


Switch to our mobile site