
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010 by Humanoid Of Flesh
Director: Channon Scot
Writer: Channon Scot
Release year: 1975
After 35 years of obscurity…
A bunch of hippies move into an abandoned farmhouse out in the woods in rural New England. Deputy Richard (Dick Bryan) is always hassling them and of course when the bloody Bigfoot murders start, the hippies are blamed.
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Friday, September 4th, 2009 by Coventry
Director: Jeff Lieberman
Writer: Jeff Lieberman
Release year: 2004
Jeff Lieberman is still The Man!
On Halloween, the 9-year-old Douglas encounters a mysterious man dressed in black. He mistakes him for Satan, the hero from his favorite computergame. Promptly douglas offers his services as an assistant. Satan doesn’t mind a little help, as he’s currently going on a murder spree throughout the small town…
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Friday, July 8th, 2011 by Vomitron
Director: Fred Olen Ray
Writer: Fred Olen Ray and T.L. Lankford
Release year: 1983
Watching a Fred Olen Ray film is like popping happy pills: They’re not exactly healthy for your brain, but they make you laugh anyway.
Indians. They’re best left alone. They have peaceful ways, but if you hassle them, you’re in for some real trouble. History has taught us that. Even from beyond the grave they can come back for revenge. And taking up residence in the eternal spirit world, gives them great powers. Movies have taught us that. And Fred Olen Ray made one about it.
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Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: Max Von Diesel
Writers: Clancy Fitzsimmons, Bruce G. Hallenbeck & Max Von Diesel with story help from Helen Black, John Bacchus & Michael Beckerman
Release Year: 2004
Drain them … wet?
Willamina Van Helsing (Erika Smith) is enlisted by her dead Uncle Abe Van Helsing (Bob MacKay) to slay Dracula’s daughter, Countess Dracula (Darian Caine). Since Willamina is completely unable to defeat the Countess, instead she allies with her in a move so diabolically intelligent and calculated that I’m certain she planned it in advance rather than it being the result of poor writers using it as a way to show a lot of women doing things to other women. After all, Seduction Cinema has standards….
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Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 by Coventry
Director: Miguel Martí
Writer: Paco Cabezas
Release year: 2008
Spanish title: Sexykiller, Morirás Por Ella
“That girl is pretty kinky. The girl’s a super freak!”
Bárbara is a medical student, a hopeless fashion victim and a relentless psycho-killer. When she mistakingly takes her fellow-student Tomás for a serial killer, it’s love at first sight. Unfortunately, Tomás has invented a drug-fueled device able to project the last image imprinted on a dead man’s retina. With dead bodies piling up on the campus, this will put Bárbara in a very tight spot…
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