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O.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant

O.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose   oj s juice on the looseCR 65x120 documentaryDirector: George A. Romero
Writer: Neil Fisher
Release Year: 1974

My mother liked O.J., he really knew what he wanted.

Yes, this is a documentary on footballer O.J. Simpson directed by George A. Romero between The Crazies (1973) and Martin (1977) that was shot by Bill Hinzman. Yes, really.

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One Eyed Monster

Sunday, May 17th, 2009 by Vomitron

One Eyed Monster   oneeyedmonster poster01 79x120 comedyDirector: Adam Fields
Writers: Adam Fields, Jordan Fields and Scott Fields
Releas year: 2008

About yellow snow and a pink alien

One Eyed Monster   bifff2009 minilogo comedyA group of filmmakers set out to some remote cabins in the mountains to shoot an adult movie. Their shooting schedule will soon be seriously disrupted when they find themselves under attack by an alien entity, in the form of… Ron Jeremy‘s detached penis.

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Paperhouse

Thursday, May 26th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant

Paperhouse   paperhouse poster 77x120 fantasyDirector: Bernard Rose
Writers
: Matthew Jacobs based on a novel by Catherine Storr
Release Year
: 1988

We are such stuff as dreams are made on.

Young Anna Madden (Charlotte Burke) pisses off her teacher (Jane Bertish) and goes home sick. In her delirium, she begins drawing a picture of a house that works its way into her dreams. As her illness gets worse and worse, her mother (Glenne Headly) worries a great deal, but more worrying for the audience are her dreams of a boy Marc (Elliott Spiers). These dreams turn out to have some substance as Anna’s doctor – Dr. Sarah Nicols (Gemma Jones) – also has a patient named ‘Marc’ who’s getting worse….

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Pete’s Dragon

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant

Petes Dragon   Petes Dragon poster 1 84x120 animationDirector: Don Chaffey
Writers
: Malcolm Marmorstein based on a story by Seton I. Miller & S.S. Field
Release Year
: 1977

A dragon terrorizes a seaside town.

Pete (Sean Marshall) is an orphan who has been bought by the Gogans – an evil family of hillbillies – who are ruled by the more evil mother Lena (Shelley Winters). Since he finds redneckery less than appealing, he runs away with a monstrous dragon named ‘Elliott’ (voiced by Charlie Callas). He’s taken in by a kind lighthouse keeper Nora (Helen Reddy) and her drunken father Lampie (Mickey Rooney) and finds that the town is not really as tolerant of his lifestyle as it seems at first….

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Postal

Thursday, February 19th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant

Postal   postal movie poster1 81x120 actionDirector:Uwe Boll
Writer:Uwe Boll and Bryan C. Knight
Release Year2007

Bring out the monkeys!

Postal Dude (Zack Ward) needs money to support his horribly wife ‘Bitch’ (Jodie Stewart) and so teams up with his uncle Dave (Dave Foley) and his cult to steal a bunch of Krotchy dolls before the Taliban can. Yeah.

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