
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: George A. Romero
Writer: Neil Fisher
Release Year: 1974
My mother liked O.J., he really knew what he wanted.
Yes, this is a documentary on footballer O.J. Simpson directed by George A. Romero between The Crazies (1973) and Martin (1977) that was shot by Bill Hinzman. Yes, really.
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Sunday, May 17th, 2009 by Vomitron
Director: Adam Fields
Writers: Adam Fields, Jordan Fields and Scott Fields
Releas year: 2008
About yellow snow and a pink alien
A group of filmmakers set out to some remote cabins in the mountains to shoot an adult movie. Their shooting schedule will soon be seriously disrupted when they find themselves under attack by an alien entity, in the form of… Ron Jeremy‘s detached penis.
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Thursday, May 26th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: Bernard Rose
Writers: Matthew Jacobs based on a novel by Catherine Storr
Release Year: 1988
We are such stuff as dreams are made on.
Young Anna Madden (Charlotte Burke) pisses off her teacher (Jane Bertish) and goes home sick. In her delirium, she begins drawing a picture of a house that works its way into her dreams. As her illness gets worse and worse, her mother (Glenne Headly) worries a great deal, but more worrying for the audience are her dreams of a boy Marc (Elliott Spiers). These dreams turn out to have some substance as Anna’s doctor – Dr. Sarah Nicols (Gemma Jones) – also has a patient named ‘Marc’ who’s getting worse….
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Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: Don Chaffey
Writers: Malcolm Marmorstein based on a story by Seton I. Miller & S.S. Field
Release Year: 1977
A dragon terrorizes a seaside town.
Pete (Sean Marshall) is an orphan who has been bought by the Gogans – an evil family of hillbillies – who are ruled by the more evil mother Lena (Shelley Winters). Since he finds redneckery less than appealing, he runs away with a monstrous dragon named ‘Elliott’ (voiced by Charlie Callas). He’s taken in by a kind lighthouse keeper Nora (Helen Reddy) and her drunken father Lampie (Mickey Rooney) and finds that the town is not really as tolerant of his lifestyle as it seems at first….
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Thursday, February 19th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant
Director:Uwe Boll
Writer:Uwe Boll and Bryan C. Knight
Release Year: 2007
Bring out the monkeys!
Postal Dude (Zack Ward) needs money to support his horribly wife ‘Bitch’ (Jodie Stewart) and so teams up with his uncle Dave (Dave Foley) and his cult to steal a bunch of Krotchy dolls before the Taliban can. Yeah.
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