
Saturday, September 20th, 2008 by Vomitron and Perfesser Deviant
Director: Steven R. Monroe
Writer: Richard Christian Matheson, Thomas E. Szollosi, and Stephen J. Cannell
Release Year: 2005
Review by Vomitron & Perfesser Deviant
Yet another reason to avoid ancient Indian burial grounds.
Danielle (Cerina Vincent), a young woman wracked with guilt, takes a job as a forest (power) ranger deep in the mountains. Unfortunately, there is something really mean out there which takes a strong dislike to her….
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Friday, June 17th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: John Hayes
Writer: John Hayes
Release Year: 1977
With a title like that, it must be good!
Vicki (Therese Pare), the titular jail-bait babysitter, gets sick of her pawing boyfriend Robert (Roscoe Born) and runs away to live with call girl Lorraine (Lydia Wagner). What follows is the boring journey of a young woman finding out that having sex for money is preferable to having sex with a man she loves. Wait, what?
John Goodman appears in a small part at the end.
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Friday, August 5th, 2011 by Vomitron
Director: William Beaudine
Writer: Carl K. Hittleman
Release Year: 1966
They should have never met.
When outlaw Jesse James (John Lupton) and his friend Hank Tracy (Cal Bolder) get ambushed during a robbery, they barely manage to escape. With the authorities on their trail and Hank severely wounded, they seek shelter at an old monastery which just happens to be inhabited by Mary Frankenstein (Narda Onyx), the granddaughter of the legendary European mad scientist.
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Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 by shuizmz and Perfesser Deviant
Director: Alan Birkinshaw
Writer: Alan Birkinshaw
Release Year: 1978
A jolly good time!
The bus transporting a schoolgirl choir breaks down in the woods at the same time a quartet of maniacs has broken loose from their LSD “dream therapy.” Those maniacs become very happy to have a nice cache of nubile victims since the dream therapy was presented to them as a way that they could satisfy their desires and, thus, heal their various psychoses….
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Thursday, August 5th, 2010 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: Gordon Hessler
Writer: Jan Michael Sherman & Don Buday
Release Year: 1978
ROAR!
The band KISS (Peter Criss, Ace Frehley, Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley) is going to be performing at an amusement park, but the evil park engineer Abner Devereaux (Anthony Zerbe) doesn’t want that. You see, he’s intent on replacing humanity with his totally loyal androids….
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