Reviews

It Waits

Saturday, September 20th, 2008 by Vomitron and Perfesser Deviant

It Waits   it waits 86x120 horrorDirector: Steven R. Monroe
Writer
: Richard Christian Matheson, Thomas E. Szollosi, and Stephen J. Cannell
Release Year
: 2005
Review by Vomitron & Perfesser Deviant

Yet another reason to avoid ancient Indian burial grounds.

Danielle (Cerina Vincent), a young woman wracked with guilt, takes a job as a forest (power) ranger deep in the mountains. Unfortunately, there is something really mean out there which takes a strong dislike to her….

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Jailbait Babysitter

Friday, June 17th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant

Jailbait Babysitter   Jailbait Babysitter poster 80x120 dramaDirector: John Hayes
Writer
: John Hayes
Release Year
: 1977

With a title like that, it must be good!

Vicki (Therese Pare), the titular jail-bait babysitter, gets sick of her pawing boyfriend Robert (Roscoe Born) and runs away to live with call girl Lorraine (Lydia Wagner). What follows is the boring journey of a young woman finding out that having sex for money is preferable to having sex with a man she loves. Wait, what?

John Goodman appears in a small part at the end.

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Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter

Friday, August 5th, 2011 by Vomitron

Jesse James Meets Frankensteins Daughter   JJMFD poster02 75x120 horrorDirector: William Beaudine
Writer:
Carl K. Hittleman
Release Year:
1966

They should have never met.

Jesse James Meets Frankensteins Daughter   Cheezy Drive In mini logo horrorWhen outlaw Jesse James (John Lupton) and his friend Hank Tracy (Cal Bolder) get ambushed during a robbery, they barely manage to escape. With the authorities on their trail and Hank severely wounded, they seek shelter at an old monastery which just happens to be inhabited by Mary Frankenstein (Narda Onyx), the granddaughter of the legendary European mad scientist.

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Killer’s Moon

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 by shuizmz and Perfesser Deviant

Killers Moon   KillersMoon Redemption 84x120 horrorDirector: Alan Birkinshaw
Writer: Alan Birkinshaw
Release Year: 1978

A jolly good time!

The bus transporting a schoolgirl choir breaks down in the woods at the same time a quartet of maniacs has broken loose from their LSD “dream therapy.” Those maniacs become very happy to have a nice cache of nubile victims since the dream therapy was presented to them as a way that they could satisfy their desires and, thus, heal their various psychoses….

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KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

Thursday, August 5th, 2010 by Perfesser Deviant

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park   Kiss Phantom vhs CR 74x120 actionDirector: Gordon Hessler
Writer
: Jan Michael Sherman & Don Buday
Release Year
: 1978

ROAR!

The band KISS (Peter Criss, Ace Frehley, Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley) is going to be performing at an amusement park, but the evil park engineer Abner Devereaux (Anthony Zerbe) doesn’t want that. You see, he’s intent on replacing humanity with his totally loyal androids….

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