Reviews

Death Wish 3

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015 by Coventry

Death Wish 3   Death Wish 3 dvd CR 84x120 thriller reviews reviews drama action Director: Michael Winner
Writer:
Don Jakoby and Brian Garfield
Release Year:
1985

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Charles Bronson is back in the streets of New York and his relentless quest for justice continues in this third entry in the ‘Death Wish’ franchise. Paul Kersey takes the term “stick to one’s guns” quite seriously here, as virtually everything that fires something becomes the ultimate deadly weapon in his hands. And all the scum throughout the city will know it!

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Deathstalker

Saturday, June 18th, 2011 by Vomitron

Deathstalker   deathstalker dvd 84x120 reviews horror fantasy Director: James Sbardellati
Writer:
Howard R. Cohen
Release year:
1983

One boobie, two boobies, four boobies, six boobies, eight…

The fearless warrior Deathstalker (Richard Hill), defender of all women who expose their breasts, sets off on a quest to obtain three ancient relics with magical powers. The evil magician Munkar (Bernard Erhard) pretty much wants the same, only he cares a bit less about topless women and more about, well, uhm, doing evil things. Naturally, there’s also a princess held captive which the mighty Deathstalker has to save.

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Deathstalker II

Tuesday, June 21st, 2011 by Vomitron and Perfesser Deviant

Deathstalker II   deathstalker ii poster02 88x120 reviews horror fantasy comedy Director: Jim Wynorski
Writer:
Neil Ruttenberg, R.J. Robertson and Jim Wynorski
Release year:
1987

Duel of the Boobies

Princess Evie (Monique Gabrielle) meets Deathstalker (John Terlesky) when she’s being abused by the king’s guards. She gets him to help her on a quest to wrest control of her kingdom back from Jarek the Sorcerer (John Lazar) and his clone of Evie (also Monique Gabrielle). They have some comedic adventures, etc.

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Devil’s Diary

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010 by Perfesser Deviant

Devils Diary   dsevils diaree 84x120 reviews horror Director: Farhad Mann
Writer
: John Benjamin Martin
Release Year
: 2007

A book more evil than ‘How to be Evil’ by Evilio McEvildoer

Dominique (Alexz Johnson) and her friend Ursula (Magda Apanowicz) find a book at the cemetery which turns out to grant evil wishes when they’re written down in the book. Now, we all know that the best person to give ultimate power to is a teenage girl as they’ll, of course, only use it responsibly….

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Dinocroc

Monday, March 30th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant

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Director: Kevin O’Neill
Writer: Dan Acre, Frances Doel & John Huckert
Release Year: 2004

Jurassic Crock!

A monster escapes from a biology lab and it’s up to a b-movie cast to stop it. The monster – and I hope you’ll forgive my horrible spoilers here – is part dinosaur and part crocodile. Yeah….

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