Reviews

Deadly Blessing

Friday, April 17th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant

Deadly Blessing   deadly blessing 78x120 reviews horror Director: Wes Craven
Writer: Glenn M. Benest, Matthew Barr & Wes Craven
Release Year: 1981

When Pennsylvania Dutch go bad.

After Jim Schmidt (Douglas Barr) dies in a tractor accident – it rolls over him even though he told his wife, Martha (Maren Jensen), that he’d removed the wheels – things get weird. Since Jim was born into a religious culture called the ‘Hittites’ that are like a jerkoff branch of the Amish, they keep annoying his widow for unknown reasons. There’s a lot of talk about young Faith Stohler (Lisa Hartman) being the messenger of the incubus, or maybe it’s someone else, or maybe not….

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Deadly Friend

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant

Deadly Friend   deadly friend poster 64x120 sci fi reviews horror Director: Wes Craven
Writer: Bruce Joel Rubin based on a novel by Diana Henstell
Release Year: 1986

Boys will be boys and girls will be robots.

Young nerd Paul Conway (Matthew Laborteaux) moves to a new town for school to work on his robot and meets cute girl-next-door Samantha Pringle (Kristy Swanson). Because of a close encounter with professional paranoid crazy lady Elvira Parker (Anne Ramsey) Paul’s life takes an unfortunate turn. Eventually, Paul’s robot BB (annoyingly voiced by Charles Fleischer) and Samantha get a little closer together than anyone could have wished….

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Deadly Weapons

Thursday, March 7th, 2013 by Coventry

Deadly Weapons   DW dvd R2 84x120 reviews drama Director: Doris Wishman
Writer:
Judy J. Kushner
Release Year:
1974

Deadly Weapons   Offscreen 2013 minilogo reviews drama Victim: Male, Caucasian. Cause of Death: Suffocation by FF-watermelons.

This film stars Chesty Morgan, just so you know. When mobsters kill Crystal’s (Chesty Morgan) boyfriend, she swears to take revenge. She’s got two big weapons. And she’s not afraid to use them.

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Death Bell

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 by Coventry

Death Bell   Gosa poster04CR 83x120 reviews horror Director: Yoon Hong-Seung
Writer: Yoon Hong-Seung and Kim Eun-Kyeong
Release Year: 2008
Korean title: Gosa

Saw set in a Seoul school

Death Bell   bifff2009 minilogo reviews horror It’s Saturday in Seoul. Twenty intelligent high school graduates have gathered for some special tutoring to prepare for the university’s entry exam. What they didn’t anticipate, is that their very lives will depend on their correct answers when they find themselves targeted by an anonymous killer, who is about to turn this exam into a merciless game of torture, horror and death.

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Death Weekend

Saturday, March 17th, 2012 by Vomitron

Death Weekend   DW poster01 83x120 thriller reviews reviews horror comedy Director: William Fruet
Writer:
William Fruet
Release Year:
1976
Aka Title:
The House By The Lake

Weekend of Fun & Violence

Death Weekend   Offscreen 2012 mini logo thriller reviews reviews horror comedy Four lowlife losers get what they deserve when losing an amusing street race by crashing their hot rod vehicle into a river. The winning Corvette car belongs to rich pervy playboy dentist Harry (Chuck Shamata), who’s just looking for some sex with fashion model Diane (Brenda Vaccaro) in his secluded house by the lake. Diane did all the driving, which immediately makes her a very strong & resourceful lady and him a sore whimp. The four antagonists don’t handle defeat very well, so they go searching for the couple to even the score.

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