
Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 by
Anna McKibben
Director: Scott Spiegel
Writer: Scott Spiegel, from a story by Lawrence Bender
Release Year: 1989
“Say it ain’t so, Produce Joe!”
The night crew at a small grocery store is getting picked off like so much fresh produce, but who is doing the harvesting?
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Sunday, February 7th, 2010 by
Perfesser Deviant
Director: Philip Kaufman
Writer: W.D. Richter based on a book by Jack Finney
Release Year: 1978
A conservative’s dry dream: San Francisco tamed!
The film opens with what looks like ephemeral intestines floating through the void of space looking to spread their mischief on the innocent population of some unsuspecting planet. Luckily they come to Earth where no one is innocent; they end up in San Francisco, California, where people are less innocent still. When the intergalactic spooge settles upon the town of San Francisco it forms nasty little buds with awful red flowers on them….
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Monday, October 12th, 2009 by
Perfesser Deviant
Director: Wes Craven
Writer: Richard Rothstein
Release Year: 1984
Satan whines.
Matt Winslow (Robert Urich), his wife Pat (Joanna Cassidy) and their kids Robbie (Barret Oliver) and Chrissy (Soleil Moon Frye) move to a new community for Matt’s new job. Local powerbroker Jessica Jones (Susan Lucci) takes an interest in the newcomers and Matt begins to believe that something’s not quite in this town, something evil. Probably has something to do with the big country club where suited men in trucksters run down women and then melt into Spiting Image puppets. Maybe something to do with that…
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Saturday, September 20th, 2008 by
Vomitron and Perfesser Deviant
Director: Steven R. Monroe
Writer: Richard Christian Matheson, Thomas E. Szollosi, and Stephen J. Cannell
Release Year: 2005
Review by Vomitron & Perfesser Deviant
Yet another reason to avoid ancient Indian burial grounds.
Danielle (Cerina Vincent), a young woman wracked with guilt, takes a job as a forest (power) ranger deep in the mountains. Unfortunately, there is something really mean out there which takes a strong dislike to her….
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Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 by
shuizmz and Perfesser Deviant
Director: Alan Birkinshaw
Writer: Alan Birkinshaw
Release Year: 1978
A jolly good time!
The bus transporting a schoolgirl choir breaks down in the woods at the same time a quartet of maniacs has broken loose from their LSD “dream therapy.” Those maniacs become very happy to have a nice cache of nubile victims since the dream therapy was presented to them as a way that they could satisfy their desires and, thus, heal their various psychoses….
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