Fantasy

Queen Of Outer Space

Wednesday, March 6th, 2013 by Vomitron

Queen Of Outer Space   queen of outer space poster 01 78x120 sci fi reviews fantasy Director: Edward Bernds
Writers:
Charles Beaumont and Edward Bernds, based on a story by Ben Hecht
Release Year:
1958

Queen Of Outer Space   Offscreen 2013 minilogo sci fi reviews fantasy What’s a woman without a man?

When a routine space mission goes terribly wrong, a crew of astronauts crashlands on Venus. Much to their surprise, they discover the planet to be inhabited by luscious looking women. Of the hostile kind, that is.

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Rare Exports

Thursday, April 14th, 2011 by Coventry

Rare Exports   rare exports cover 81x120 reviews horror fantasy comedy Director: Jalmari Helander
Writers: Jalmari Helander, Juuso Helander, Petri Jokiranta and Sami Parkkinen
Release year: 2010

Rare Exports   BIFFF 2011 minilogo reviews horror fantasy comedy ‘The Thing’ meets ‘A Christmas Story’, far far North…

I think it’s safe to assume we have a new and very strong contender for the title of greatest Christmas themed horror movie ever made. Although it has to be said that the Finnish treat ‘Rare Exports’ is not exactly your average conventional holiday slasher like, say, ‘Black Christmas’ (1977) or ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’ (1984). Nope, instead this is a hugely original and imaginative mixture between dark fantasy and pitch-black comedy, spiced with some horror elements. (more…)

Robot Monster

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant

Robot Monster   robot monster poster 87x120 sci fi reviews horror fantasy Director: Phil Tucker
Writer: Wyott Ordung
Release Year: 1953

At what point on the graph do ‘must’ and ‘cannot’ meet?

Robot Monster   Cheezy Drive In mini logo sci fi reviews horror fantasy Little Johnny (Gregory Moffett) and his ‘family’ have to battle with one of the least convincing alien invaders of all time … the ROBOT MONSTER! The ROBOT MONSTER! invades the Earth and destroys almost all life with his CALCINATOR DEATH RAY! – which uses stock footage of fighting dinosaurs from One Million B.C. among others – leaving only Johnny and his family as well as some off-camera people who die later in another stock footage extravaganza. This collection of people are humanity’s last hope to avoid extinction, but really if that’s the best Earth has to look forward to they might as well just up and die…..

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Star Knight

Friday, August 7th, 2009 by Vomitron

Star Knight   starknight front 86x120 sci fi reviews fantasy comedy Director: Fernando Colomo
Writer: Fernando Colomo, Audreu Martín and Miguel Ángel Nieto
Release year: 1985
Spanish title: El Caballero Del Dragón

Not so clever Keitel

Star Knight   Cheezy Drive In mini logo sci fi reviews fantasy comedy When princess Alba (Maria Lamor) is abducted by a mysterious dragon, it’s upto Klever (Harvey Keitel), a foolish knight in love, to go and rescue her. However, the dragon turns out to be a spaceship, and Alba starts to fall in love with the alien human abductor, who was merely paying a visit to our planet earth. Can you dig this?

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The Barbarians

Sunday, April 1st, 2012 by Vomitron

The Barbarians   The Barbarians 1987 poster 78x120 reviews horror fantasy action Director: Ruggero Deodato
Writer:
James R. Silke and Alberto Piferi
Release Year:
1987

The Barbarians   Offscreen 2012 mini logo reviews horror fantasy action Barbaric Double Vision!

The Ragnaks are a group of artists and entertainers who possess a magical ruby which has the power to bring pleasure and happiness to people. Or well, that’s what I learned from the narration at the beginning of the movie. My guess is that, in the wrong hands, it can also do great evil. And that’s obviously why Richard Lynch wants it. This is going to be good.

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