
Saturday, June 18th, 2011 by Vomitron
Director: James Sbardellati
Writer: Howard R. Cohen
Release year: 1983
One boobie, two boobies, four boobies, six boobies, eight…
The fearless warrior Deathstalker (Richard Hill), defender of all women who expose their breasts, sets off on a quest to obtain three ancient relics with magical powers. The evil magician Munkar (Bernard Erhard) pretty much wants the same, only he cares a bit less about topless women and more about, well, uhm, doing evil things. Naturally, there’s also a princess held captive which the mighty Deathstalker has to save.
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Tuesday, June 21st, 2011 by Vomitron and Perfesser Deviant
Director: Jim Wynorski
Writer: Neil Ruttenberg, R.J. Robertson and Jim Wynorski
Release year: 1987
Duel of the Boobies
Princess Evie (Monique Gabrielle) meets Deathstalker (John Terlesky) when she’s being abused by the king’s guards. She gets him to help her on a quest to wrest control of her kingdom back from Jarek the Sorcerer (John Lazar) and his clone of Evie (also Monique Gabrielle). They have some comedic adventures, etc.
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Thursday, May 7th, 2009 by Vomitron
Director: Kim Ki-Duk
Writer: Kim Ki-Duk
Release year: 2008
Korean title: Bi-Mong
Destructive romance on a higher level
When Jin enters his realm of dreams, an unknown woman acts out his experiences for real in a state of unawareness. Discomforting events increase dramatically when the faiths of these two lost souls become more and more entangled.
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Tuesday, May 24th, 2011 by Coventry
Director: Nathan Juran
Writer: Nigel Kneale and Jan Read, based on the story by H.G. Wells
Release year: 1964
In your face, Neil Armstrong!
The eerie wonders of the moon get unravelled by Ray Harryhausen‘s visionary visual effects in this retro-sci-fi classic when a nutty scientist & a loving couple travel to our silver globe in a ludicrous rocket ship.
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Thursday, August 5th, 2010 by Perfesser Deviant
Director: Gordon Hessler
Writer: Jan Michael Sherman & Don Buday
Release Year: 1978
ROAR!
The band KISS (Peter Criss, Ace Frehley, Gene Simmons & Paul Stanley) is going to be performing at an amusement park, but the evil park engineer Abner Devereaux (Anthony Zerbe) doesn’t want that. You see, he’s intent on replacing humanity with his totally loyal androids….
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