Director: David Noel Bourke
Writer: David Noel Bourke
Release year: 2009
Heads or Tails
Johnny (Tao Hildebrand) and Nina (Laura Bach) are quite the happily married couple. He’s a smalltime drug dealer with an unhealthy addiction to the goods. She’s a former-prostitute turned actress. Or so she told him. Johnny has big dreams of his own. Nina has plans of her own too. This can’t go right, can it?
Director: Adam Fields
Writers: Adam Fields, Jordan Fields and Scott Fields
Releas year: 2008
About yellow snow and a pink alien
A group of filmmakers set out to some remote cabins in the mountains to shoot an adult movie. Their shooting schedule will soon be seriously disrupted when they find themselves under attack by an alien entity, in the form of… Ron Jeremy‘s detached penis.
Director: Don Chaffey
Writers: Malcolm Marmorstein based on a story by Seton I. Miller & S.S. Field
Release Year: 1977
A dragon terrorizes a seaside town.
Pete (Sean Marshall) is an orphan who has been bought by the Gogans – an evil family of hillbillies – who are ruled by the more evil mother Lena (Shelley Winters). Since he finds redneckery less than appealing, he runs away with a monstrous dragon named ‘Elliott’ (voiced by Charlie Callas). He’s taken in by a kind lighthouse keeper Nora (Helen Reddy) and her drunken father Lampie (Mickey Rooney) and finds that the town is not really as tolerant of his lifestyle as it seems at first….
Director:Uwe Boll
Writer:Uwe Boll and Bryan C. Knight
Release Year: 2007
Bring out the monkeys!
Postal Dude (Zack Ward) needs money to support his horribly wife ‘Bitch’ (Jodie Stewart) and so teams up with his uncle Dave (Dave Foley) and his cult to steal a bunch of Krotchy dolls before the Taliban can. Yeah.
Director: Jalmari Helander
Writers: Jalmari Helander, Juuso Helander, Petri Jokiranta and Sami Parkkinen
Release year: 2010
‘The Thing’ meets ‘A Christmas Story’, far far North…
I think it’s safe to assume we have a new and very strong contender for the title of greatest Christmas themed horror movie ever made. Although it has to be said that the Finnish treat ‘Rare Exports’ is not exactly your average conventional holiday slasher like, say, ‘Black Christmas’ (1977) or ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’ (1984). Nope, instead this is a hugely original and imaginative mixture between dark fantasy and pitch-black comedy, spiced with some horror elements. (more…)
