Archive for March, 2013

Bloodmoon

Monday, March 4th, 2013 by Perfesser Deviant -

Bloodmoon   bloodmoon poster 80x120 thriller reviews reviews horror Director: Alec Mills
Writer
: Robert Brennan
Release Year
: 1990

Barbed wire will keep them fenced in.

A serial killer is stalking boys and girls in Coopers Bay, somewhere along the Australian coast. Other than its location – which, aside from accents and steering wheels is indistinguishable from 80s Southern California – this is really just a mostly-routine slasher with all the requisite skin, violence, and loopiness that makes them so beloved by teens and adults who’ve come to appreciate – or deprecate – them for their excesses….

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Bloodsucking Freaks

Sunday, March 10th, 2013 by Perfesser Deviant -

Bloodsucking Freaks   bloodsucking freaks poster 1 84x120 reviews horror comedy Director: Joel M. Reed
Writer
: Joel M. Reed
Release Year
: 1976

Mistreating women as an art.

Bloodsucking Freaks   Offscreen 2013 minilogo reviews horror comedy Sardu (Seamus O’Brien) and his dwarf assistant Ralphus (Luis De Jesus) run an off-off-Broadway show that appears to be in the Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol tradition mixed with a sex show, but is different in one important fashion: it’s real. Yes, essentially, Sardu and his crew mutilates and / or kills naked women on stage to entertain jaded New Yorkers who assume it’s fake … or wish it wasn’t? Regardless, Sardu has delusions of grandeur and believes that he’s more than a simple pornographer / slaver / murderer … that’s not that simple, is it? … and wishes to create the great American sadistic erotic ballet…

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Deadly Weapons

Thursday, March 7th, 2013 by Coventry -

Deadly Weapons   DW dvd R2 84x120 reviews drama Director: Doris Wishman
Writer:
Judy J. Kushner
Release Year:
1974

Deadly Weapons   Offscreen 2013 minilogo reviews drama Victim: Male, Caucasian. Cause of Death: Suffocation by FF-watermelons.

This film stars Chesty Morgan, just so you know. When mobsters kill Crystal’s (Chesty Morgan) boyfriend, she swears to take revenge. She’s got two big weapons. And she’s not afraid to use them.

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Facts and Fiction in the Life of Mr. Henriksen

Monday, March 4th, 2013 by Red Steele -

Facts and Fiction in the Life of Mr. Henriksen   Lance henriksen painted 87x120 video Director: Gert Verbeeck
Writer:
Gert Verbeeck
Release Year:
2012

Facts and Fiction in the Life of Mr. Henriksen   BIFFF 2010 minilogo video A short docu-interview with Lance Henriksen

Actor Lance Henriksen highlights and documents moments from his acting career.

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Offscreen 2013

Monday, March 4th, 2013 by Red Steele -

Offscreen 2013   offscreen 2013 webposter 85x120 news The good folks at Offscreen Film Festival are at it again.

From the 6th to the 24th of March, Brussels most charming and daring film festival is back with a truly wonderful program.

A three-week curious cinematic adventure on various locations. Movies. Guests. Concerts. You know the drill.

And there’s more…

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Pink Flamingos

Tuesday, March 5th, 2013 by Coventry -

Pink Flamingos   PinkFlamingosPoster 02 76x120 reviews comedy Director: John Waters
Writer:
John Waters
Release Year:
1972

Pink Flamingos   Offscreen 2013 minilogo reviews comedy Requires not one, not two, but at least three extended showers to wash away the filth.

While trying to preserve her dubious title of honor “The Filthiest Person Alive”, Babs Johnson (Divine) will have to compete with Baltimore-based couple Raymond & Connie Marble (David Lochary & Mink Stole), whose habits are quite possibly even more disgusting. Be prepared to be repulsed!

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Queen Of Outer Space

Wednesday, March 6th, 2013 by Vomitron -

Queen Of Outer Space   queen of outer space poster 01 78x120 sci fi reviews fantasy Director: Edward Bernds
Writers:
Charles Beaumont and Edward Bernds, based on a story by Ben Hecht
Release Year:
1958

Queen Of Outer Space   Offscreen 2013 minilogo sci fi reviews fantasy What’s a woman without a man?

When a routine space mission goes terribly wrong, a crew of astronauts crashlands on Venus. Much to their surprise, they discover the planet to be inhabited by luscious looking women. Of the hostile kind, that is.

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Scream -And Die!

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013 by Vomitron -

Scream  And Die!   Scream and die poster02 79x120 reviews horror Director: José Ramón Larraz
Writer:
Derek Ford
Release Year:
1974
AKA title:
‘The House That Vanished’

Scream  And Die!   Offscreen 2013 minilogo reviews horror Naked you go. Then you die.

When Valerie (Andrea Allan) and her boyfriend Terry (Alex Leppard) wander into the wrong house in the foggy woods, they witness a murder. She manages to escape and evade the killer. But her troubles are far from over when the culprit manages to find a way into her life. Can you guess who it is?

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Symptoms

Tuesday, March 26th, 2013 by Vomitron -

Symptoms   symptoms poster01 83x120 reviews horror Director: José Ramón Larraz
Writers:
José Ramón Larraz, Stanley Miller and Thomas Owen
Release Year:
1974

Symptoms   Offscreen 2013 minilogo reviews horror Living alone in the woods is not conducive for your mental health.

After some time of seperation, Helen (Angela Pleasance) invites her friend Anne (Lorna Heilbron) to her idyllic mansion on the British country side. Little does Anne know that the estate has its secrets, all of which seem to revolve around Helen’s mysterious persona.

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