Archive for July, 2011

Race With The Devil

Friday, July 1st, 2011 by Vomitron -

Race With The Devil   race with devil poster 01 78x120 shock endings Director: Jack Starret
Writer:
Lee Frost and Wes Bishop
Release Year:
1975

Race With The Devil   Shock Endings mini logo 130 shock endings Satanists. You gotta hand it to them, they’re usually not the most friendly kind of people. In ‘Race With The Devil’ Peter Fonda, Warren Oates, Loretta Swit and Lara Parker run into more than a whole bunch of them during their vacation. The only thing for our foursome left to do, is get in their vehicle and drive… Racing away right up until the terrifying climax.

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Scalps

Friday, July 8th, 2011 by Vomitron -

Scalps   scalps dvd cover 82x120 reviews horror Director: Fred Olen Ray
Writer:
Fred Olen Ray and T.L. Lankford
Release year:
1983

Watching a Fred Olen Ray film is like popping happy pills: They’re not exactly healthy for your brain, but they make you laugh anyway.

Indians. They’re best left alone. They have peaceful ways, but if you hassle them, you’re in for some real trouble. History has taught us that. Even from beyond the grave they can come back for revenge. And taking up residence in the eternal spirit world, gives them great powers. Movies have taught us that. And Fred Olen Ray made one about it.

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Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant -

Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing   Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing poster 85x120 reviews horror comedy Director: Max Von Diesel
Writers
: Clancy Fitzsimmons, Bruce G. Hallenbeck & Max Von Diesel with story help from Helen Black, John Bacchus & Michael Beckerman
Release Year
: 2004

Drain them … wet?

Willamina Van Helsing (Erika Smith) is enlisted by her dead Uncle Abe Van Helsing (Bob MacKay) to slay Dracula’s daughter, Countess Dracula (Darian Caine). Since Willamina is completely unable to defeat the Countess, instead she allies with her in a move so diabolically intelligent and calculated that I’m certain she planned it in advance rather than it being the result of poor writers using it as a way to show a lot of women doing things to other women. After all, Seduction Cinema has standards….

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The Redeemer: Son of Satan!

Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 by Perfesser Deviant -

The Redeemer: Son of Satan!   The Redeemer Son of Satan poster 85x120 reviews horror fantasy Director: Constantine S. Gochis
Writer
: William Vernick
Release Year
: 1978
Aka title:
Class Reunion Massacre

By the doubling of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

From a dark lake filling the bottom of an abandoned quarry rises a little boy (Christopher Flint) who then catches a bus. This startling scene, though almost disconnected from the bulk of the film, show us that we’re in for something unusual. While a group of jerkoffs at a high-school reunion getting bumped off isn’t entirely original, this one tries to be something different by having the killer be something far from the norm…. (more…)