Archive for August, 2009

A Cheezy Flicks Release

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 by Vomitron -

A Cheezy Flicks Release   Boxset banner news

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An American Carol

Friday, August 7th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant -

An American Carol   AmericanCarolposter 85x120 reviews fantasy comedy Director: David Zucker
Writers: David Zucker, Myrna Sokoloff & Lewis Friedman based on a book by Charles Dickens (who, for some reason, is uncredited)
Release Year: 2008

A classic novel, raped.

Liberal documentary filmmaker Michael Malone (Kevin P. Farley) is trying to end celebration of the 4th of July when the ghost of John F. Kennedy (Chriss Anglin) steps out of his television like Samara and tells him he will be visited by three spirits. The first, and only one who’s more than a cameo, is General George S. Patton (Kelsey Grammer), the second is George Washington (Jon Voight), and the third is Trace Adkins. Around this mangling of Dickens’ classic is wrought a story of terrorist Aziz (Robert Davi) hoping to use Malone to further his goals….

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Antropophagus

Monday, August 24th, 2009 by Vomitron -

Antropophagus   Antropophagus dvdCR 84x120 reviews horror Director: Joe D’Amato
Writer: Joe D’Amato and George Eastman
Release year: 1980
Aka title: Man-Eater, The Grim Reaper

The Grim EastMan-Eater

Six tourists find themselves stranded on a seemingly uninhabited Greek Island. While they try to figure out what to do next, someone is watching them. Someone, some being, with a craving for human flesh… and the will to kill, kill, KILL!!!

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Deadly Friend

Saturday, August 8th, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant -

Deadly Friend   deadly friend poster 64x120 sci fi reviews horror Director: Wes Craven
Writer: Bruce Joel Rubin based on a novel by Diana Henstell
Release Year: 1986

Boys will be boys and girls will be robots.

Young nerd Paul Conway (Matthew Laborteaux) moves to a new town for school to work on his robot and meets cute girl-next-door Samantha Pringle (Kristy Swanson). Because of a close encounter with professional paranoid crazy lady Elvira Parker (Anne Ramsey) Paul’s life takes an unfortunate turn. Eventually, Paul’s robot BB (annoyingly voiced by Charles Fleischer) and Samantha get a little closer together than anyone could have wished….

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Death Bell

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 by Coventry -

Death Bell   Gosa poster04CR 83x120 reviews horror Director: Yoon Hong-Seung
Writer: Yoon Hong-Seung and Kim Eun-Kyeong
Release Year: 2008
Korean title: Gosa

Saw set in a Seoul school

Death Bell   bifff2009 minilogo reviews horror It’s Saturday in Seoul. Twenty intelligent high school graduates have gathered for some special tutoring to prepare for the university’s entry exam. What they didn’t anticipate, is that their very lives will depend on their correct answers when they find themselves targeted by an anonymous killer, who is about to turn this exam into a merciless game of torture, horror and death.

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Grace

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009 by Coventry -

Grace   grace posterCR 81x120 reviews horror drama Director: Paul Solet
Writer: Paul Solet
Release year: 2009

Not Without My Bloodthirsty Daughter

Grace   bifff2009 minilogo reviews horror drama Madeline is pregnant, and that’s all that matters to her. She’ll give birth, one way or the other, dead or alive. Actually, dead and alive. The newborn baby, that is.

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Monella

Friday, August 7th, 2009 by shuizmz -

Monella   Monella englishCR 83x120 reviews drama comedy Director: Tinto Brass
Writer: Tinto Brass, Cara Cipriani and Barbara Alberti
Release year: 1998
English title: Frivolous Lola

I see London, I see France. I see Lola wears no underpants…

She is decadent in her actions and never misses an opportunity to flaunt her assests and flirt with anyone that she finds can appease her sexual desires and fantasies. These are the ways of Lola, a young Italian woman, who finds her sexuality blooming in a way taunting everyone’s imagination.

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No-Do

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009 by Coventry -

No Do   no do poster02 84x120 reviews horror drama Director: Elio Quiroga
Writer: Elio Quiroga
Release year: 2009
English title:
The Beckoning

Routine ghosts with inventive tricks

No Do   bifff2009 minilogo reviews horror drama After the birth of their new child, Francesca and Pedro movie into their new home. A large house, away from the city… that seems to harbour some dark secrets.

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O.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009 by Perfesser Deviant -

O.J. Simpson: Juice on the Loose   oj s juice on the looseCR 65x120 reviews documentary Director: George A. Romero
Writer: Neil Fisher
Release Year: 1974

My mother liked O.J., he really knew what he wanted.

Yes, this is a documentary on footballer O.J. Simpson directed by George A. Romero between The Crazies (1973) and Martin (1977) that was shot by Bill Hinzman. Yes, really.

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Revolt of the Zombies

Thursday, August 27th, 2009 by Vomitron -

Revolt of the Zombies   Revolt 84x120 full length movies Director: Victor Halperin
Writers: Victor Halperin, Howard Higgin, Rollo Lloyd
Release year: 1936

Zombies— Not dead, not alive!

With the ending of World War I, an international expedition is sent to Cambodia in an attempt to seek and destroy an ancient formula that turns men into zombies.


Read the full review here.

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